Friday, May 29, 2009

Happy Friday!

Today's Devotional: Want to Fly Away? Psalm 55:1-8

Laugh of the Day:
The Redneck Church-
1. People ask, when Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.
2. The pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," and then five guys and two women stand up.
3. Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.
4. A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of."
5. The choir is known as the "OK Chorale."

Prayer Requests:
End of school year projects, tests, etc.
Our upcoming fundraisers
Nick's Uncle with Cancer
Lauren's teacher who is pregnant

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